Farmer Jokes
- Sunday Morning
Picture it: rural area, Sunday morning, church is packed and the devil decides to pay a visit.
- Nice Business
A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer fifty dollars to pull him out with his t
- A Family Cow
There was once a farmer who had a wife and three sons. They had one special cow that supported them all. It was a s
- Birthing A Calf
On summer vacation, Josie and her son, James, went to visit Josie's Uncle Jon who owned a nice farm. While there, U
- Raisin Bread
A shapely farm girl waited on customers at the rural Mom and Pop grocery store. She was a perpetual draw of the you
- Fast Food
One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about 30 miles an hour when he noticed that th
- Amish Buggy
An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. "Ma'am, I'm not go
- Milking The Cow
A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, "Hey, why are you s
- Grandma's Lettin One Rip
A kid comes home from college. His father is a farmer, and he's shoveling all the manure out of the outhouse onto t
- Getting Stuck
So, there they are, out in the country, and Ma walks in and says, "Jethro, get out there and fix that there outhous
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