Firefighter Jokes
- Changing Light Bulb
How many cops does it take to change light bulb?Just one, but he is never around when you need him.
- How Cops Do It
How cops do it...Cops do it by the book.Cops do it with handcuffs.Detectives do it under cover.
- You Might Be Cop
You Might Be a Cop if...* People shout, "I didn't do it!" when you walk into a room.
- 10 Things Not To Say
Top 10 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over* I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
- Throw A Man
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?
None. He fell.
- Brain Transplantation
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.
- Scene At Terrible Accident
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces
- Can I Park Here?
A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman, "Can I park here?""No," says the cop.
- Great Policeman Joke
A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. "I've got a great
- Are You Policeman?
A tourist asks a man in uniform, "Are you a policeman?""No, I am an undercover detective."
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