Food and Cooking Jokes
- Italian Food
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
- Looks Like A Duck
If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck, it probably needs a little more time in the microwav
- Chicken Little
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the s
- Heavy Discussion
Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat?
A. A heavy discussion.
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- Riddles
Why did the chicken cross the road?To get to the other side.Why did the hen cross the road?
- Roast Beef And Pea Soup
What is the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Eveybody can roast beef.
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- Tomato Family
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The bi
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- Advanced Photons Don't Taste That Good
In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories
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- It Isn't Cherry
Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
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- Annoying Your Waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
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