Food and Cooking Jokes

• Taste The Soup
  Fella goes into his favorite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customer
  In Food Jokes | 28 Mar, 09
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• Chicken Soup
  Moments before a famous Shakespearean actor was to perform Hamlet to a packed house in New York, he dropped dead. T
  In Food Jokes | 28 Mar, 09
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• Dinner Guests
  Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his moth
  In Food Jokes | 28 Mar, 09
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• Her Technique
  A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really
  In Food Jokes | 28 Mar, 09
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• Wrong Mushroom
  From Reuters News Service:
  In Food Jokes | 28 Mar, 09
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• Be More Polite
  One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly pick
  In Food Jokes | 28 Mar, 09
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• Firecracker Pancakes
  On April Fools Day, a mother put a fire cracker under the pancakes. She blew her stack.
  In Food Jokes | 28 Mar, 09
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• Sucks To Be An Egg
  It's a bummer to be an egg because...1) You only get laid once.2) You only get eaten once.
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 28 Mar, 09
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• Fatty Is Super Skinny
  You are so fat, i cannot even kick your butt because it’ll get stuck in the process.
  In Fat Jokes | 24 Oct, 08
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• Top Ten Ways To Annoy Your Waiter
  10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, “Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?”
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 28 Mar, 09
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