Food and Cooking Jokes
- Worm
Little Josh was brought to Dr. Gill cause he hadn't eaten anything for days. Dr. Gill offered him all the goodies h
- The big problem with "fast" food
The big problem with "fast" food is that it slows down when it hits your stomach. And it just parks there--and lets
- He Can Believe It's Not Butter
EAST BERNARD, TX (DWPI) -- Local barber Merton Storch revealed today that he can believe that the margarine spread
- Easy Eggs
One Sunday morning, while stationed at Osan Air Base in South Korea, I was in line for breakfast and noticed that t
- Fast Food
It's called "fast" food because you're supposed to eat it really fast. Otherwise, you might actually taste it.
- Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar
Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, "We don't serv
- A Common Bum
A robust-looking gentleman ate a fine meal at an expensive restaurant and topped it off with some Napoleon brandy,
- But I'll Take
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the rich-looking pastries displayed on trays in the gla
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