Food and Cooking Jokes
- Caesar Salad Now Legal!
- Dinner Party
Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the
- Salad Humor
Waiter, waiter! There's a maggot in my salad.
Don't worry, he won't live long in that stuff.
- A Dining Experience
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been check
- Cereal Adjustment
Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice.
- A recruit examines the food served to him
A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.
- New cheese factory
Did you hear about the new facility Kraft Foods is building in Israel?
It’s called "Cheeses of Nazareth".
- Counting Calories
Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
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