Food and Cooking Jokes

• What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza
  Q: What kind of cheese melts on a piece of matza to make a passover pizza? A: Matzarello
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 03 Nov, 07
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• Greens
  A guy has celery sticking out of one ear, lettuce out of the other, and a zucchini up his nose.
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 03 Nov, 07
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• Caesar Salad Now Legal!
  WASHINGTON, DC
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 03 Nov, 07
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• Dinner Party
  Becky prepared a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste, however, she forgot to refrigerate the
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 02 Nov, 07
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• Salad Humor
  Waiter, waiter! There's a maggot in my salad. Don't worry, he won't live long in that stuff.
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 02 Nov, 07
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• A Dining Experience
  A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He had been check
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 02 Nov, 07
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• Cereal Adjustment
  Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice.
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 01 Nov, 07
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• A recruit examines the food served to him
  A recruit examines the food served to him in the batallion dining room.
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 01 Nov, 07
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• New cheese factory
  Did you hear about the new facility Kraft Foods is building in Israel? It’s called "Cheeses of Nazareth".
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 31 Oct, 07
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• Counting Calories
  Calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require physical exercise.
  In Food and Cooking Jokes | 31 Oct, 07
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