Food and Cooking Jokes
- Mess Cake
The Chaplain had been assigned to the ship and he noticed how much grief the cooks (Mess Specialists) caught from t
- 20 Uses for Fruitcake
1. Use as a doorstop
2. Use as a paper weigh
3. Use to clean your pots and pans
4. Use as boat anchor
According to a recent article I just read on nutrition, they said eating right doesn't have to be complicated.
- Gambling winnings
Speaking of Las Vegas another friend says he can always hide his gambling winnings from his wife.
A customer in a bakery was observed carefully examining all the
- Fish Heads
A customer at Green's Gourmet Grocery marveled at the proprietor's quick wit and intelligence.
- Holiday Eating Tips
I hate aspects of this time of year.
- Ice cream flavors
A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his
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