Food and Cooking Jokes
- Tomato Family
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The bi
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- Wrong Mushroom
From Reuters News Service:
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- Dinner Guests
Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his moth
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- Pickup Lines Used By Chefs
1. Uh, yeah... I invented Spaghetti-O's.
2. You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee -- and less drippy.
- Taste The Soup
Fella goes into his favorite deli where the waiter immediately brings him a bowl of matzoh ball soup. The customer
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- It Isn't Cherry
Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
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- Chicken Soup
Moments before a famous Shakespearean actor was to perform Hamlet to a packed house in New York, he dropped dead. T
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- Advanced Photons Don't Taste That Good
In January 1994, 'The Economist' magazine reported that one of Secretary of Energy Hazel O'Leary's success stories
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