Food and Cooking Jokes
- Pickup Lines Used By Chefs
1. Uh, yeah... I invented Spaghetti-O's.
2. You're twice as sweet as a creme brulee -- and less drippy.
- Dinner Guests
Little Johnny and his family lived in the country, and as a result seldom had guests. He was eager to help his moth
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- Sucks To Be An Egg
It's a bummer to be an egg because...1) You only get laid once.2) You only get eaten once.
- Annoying Your Waiter
10. Eight hour lunch, two dollar tip.9. Ask, "Excuse me, are you a really bad singer, or a really bad actor?"
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- Italian Food
The trouble with eating Italian food is that five or six days later you're hungry again.
- Chicken Little
One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the s
- I have a Microsoft waiter
Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?
- Food One-Liners
The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called “The Fission Chips.”
- Rice Preference
The young woman really thought she'd been very patient, through a protracted period of dating with no talk of marri
- Wrong Mushroom
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