Football Jokes
- Tornados and Dallas Cowboy fans
What do Tornados and Dallas Cowboy fans have in common?
Sooner or later, they'll both end up in trailer parks!
- The bears
Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear were in divorce court. The judge looked down and asked the Baby Bear, "So Baby Bear, do y
- Team in a phone booth
Why did the American Football team go to the phone booth?
To get their quarter back.
- Spare seat
A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the s
- Obsessed sports fan
Alexander Potter was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the tele
- New football player
The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team."Can you tackle?" asked the coach.
- Footballer's wife
During preseason training, a college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders.
- Football player drink
What beverage do football players drink?
Penal-tea!
- American Football lightbulb
How many American Football players does it take to change a light bulb?
- Amazing dog
One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog.
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