Short Jokes 7

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Q: What part of your body disappears when you stand up?
A: Your lap. (good for phrasal 'stand up', and 'laptop', lap-dog, etc.)

Q: What do you call a witch at the beach?
A: A sandwich.

Q: Why did the trafic signal turn red?
A: You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street.

Q: What's the difference between a lion with toothache and a wet day?
A: One's roaring with pain the other's pouring with rain

Q: Why are baseball stadiums so cool?
A: There is a fan in every seat.

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