Funny Definitions Jokes

• New Definitions
  TRAFFIC LIGHT -- Apparatus that automatically turns red when your carapproaches.
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 09 Jan, 10
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• Definitions For Parents
  FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 09 Jan, 10
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• Male or Female
  From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female noun
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 09 Jan, 10
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• Zombie
  Something some men drink and other men marry.
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 30 Mar, 09
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• Yes Man
  One who stoops to concur.
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 30 Mar, 09
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• Women's Court
  A place where many girls are tried and found wanton.
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 30 Mar, 09
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• Wolf
  A man who has a retirement plan for girls. A man with a little black book of can­celled chicks. A man who treats al
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 30 Mar, 09
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• Winter
  The season of the year when gentlemen befur blondes.
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 30 Mar, 09
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• Window Dresser
  A girl who doesn't pull down the shades.
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 30 Mar, 09
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• Will
  A dead giveaway.
  In Funny Definitions Jokes | 30 Mar, 09
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