Funny Pet Jokes

• Stray Cat
  Our young daughter had adopted a wandering cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scrat
  In Funny Pet Jokes | 02 Mar, 10
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• A dog has lots of friends
  A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue.
  In Funny Pet Jokes | 09 Jan, 10
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• Good Pedigree
  The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. “I want a dog of which I can be proud,”
  In Funny Pet Jokes | 09 Jan, 10
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• Sign in a pet shop window
  Sign in a pet shop window: "Free legless parakeet. No perches necessary."
  In Funny Pet Jokes | 09 Jan, 10
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• Cruising With The Penguins
  A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "Y
  In Funny Pet Jokes | 09 Jan, 10
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• Talking Parrots
  A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they o
  In Funny Pet Jokes | 09 Jan, 10
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• Insulting Parrot
  The old lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She dec
  In Funny Pet Jokes | 24 Aug, 07
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