Funny Pet Jokes
- Stray Cat
Our young daughter had adopted a wandering cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scrat
- A dog has lots of friends
A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue.
- Good Pedigree
The lil' Columbia, Maryland Yuppette was shopping in an upscale pet center. “I want a dog of which I can be proud,”
- Sign in a pet shop window
Sign in a pet shop window: "Free legless parakeet. No perches necessary."
- Cruising With The Penguins
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "Y
- Talking Parrots
A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they o
- Insulting Parrot
The old lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She dec
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