Haryanvi Jokes
- Chhatri Aur Tambu
A Jat and a Rajput were talking. Rajput commented that his community had many synonyms.
- A bus
Wanting to travel to Delhi, I went to the Panipat bus stand. I saw a conductor standing near a bus, calling out for
- A rustic Jat
A HEATED discussion on which communities should be included as OBCs (Other Backward Castes) in keeping with the Man
- No Driver.
A DRUNK Haryanvi boarded a double-decker DTC bus and sat near the driver whom he pestered with endless chit-chat. T
- A JAT
A JAT happened to be going to another village, holding his charpoy on his head.
- Strictly According To Rank
IN the maternity ward of the military hospital at Chandigarh, an old Haryanvi woman stretched herself on a bench in
- Auto-Rickshaw Wit
SEEN behind a Haryanvi auto-rickshaw was the following couplet:Voh aaye hamaaree qabr peh,
- Gambling is a sin
A HARYANVI peasant was given to gambling. Much as his wife nagged himinto giving up the bad habit, she failed. Ulti
- Brave Haryanvi
VERY brave Haryanvi who feared nothing was employed as a keeper of lions in a zoo. The lions held him in awe and re
- Compounder
A HARYANVI peasant being taken ill came to Delhi and was admitted to the All India Institute of Medical Sciences. I
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