A DRUNK Haryanvi boarded a double-decker DTC bus and sat near the driver whom he pestered with endless chit-chat. To get rid of him, the driver, finding it diffcult to concentrate, suggested that he would get more air on the upper deck and should go up.
The sozzled Haryanvi clambered up but soon returned.
'Now what's happened?' asked the exasperated driver. 'Didn't you like it up there?'
'No, it's fine/ replied the high Haryanvi, 'Lekin mujhe upar dar lage sai — koi driver hi nazar na aave hail' (But I'm frightened to be up there — I see no driver!)
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