- Heaven And Hell
A man spoke with the Lord about heaven and hell. The Lord said to the man, "Come, I will show you hell." They enter
- Strike Up Conversation
Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.
- Died Several Years Before
As soon as Mrs. Jones arrived at the gates of heaven she sought her husband, who had died several years before.
- Tell The Truth
Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven.
- Last Words
Lying in the hospital bed, a dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The prie
- Cloud Burst
A preacher was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden there was a cloud burst. After about one full hour of c
- Biggest Baseball Fans
Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America. Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl
- Reception Committee
A priest dies and goes to heaven. There, he is met by a reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told tha
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