THE Archangel Gabriel went to God, 'There's a man to see you.'
'Who is he?'
'He says his name's Epstein — claims to represent the Jewish people on earth.'
'All right, show him in.'
Epstein shuffled through the Pearly Gates. 'Lord, the Jews are wondering if you could answer one question?'
'Certainly. Go on.'
'Is it true that we are your Chosen People?'
'We are definitely your Chosen People?'
'Well, Lord, the Jews are wondering if you could choose somebody else for a change.'
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