Heaven Jokes
- Two Newcomers To Heaven
God greeted two newcomers to heaven. One was a preacher, the other was a lawyer. He ushered the preacher to a small
- Highly Successful Executive Woman
A highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and died. She arrived in heaven where she was met b
- Three knuckleheads
Three knuckleheads died in a car accident and landed in heaven together. God addressed the first one, "Before you a
- Which Art In Heaven
The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the gates of heaven by the gatekeeper.
- Welcome In Heaven
A guy dies and goes to the gates of heaven where he meets God. God says to him, "I have looked at your book of life
- To Heaven For Orientation
Three buddies die in a car and go to heaven for an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket an
- Let Them Into Heaven
There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as any
- Send You Back To Earth
Two men died and went to heaven. God greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready y
- New York Cab Driver
After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place tha
- What Would Jesus Do?
I recently bought one of those bracelets that has the words "What would Jesus do?" engraved on it. So now, any time
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