Heaven Jokes

• A copywriter dies…
  A copywriter dies, and Saint Peter offers him a choice of Heaven or Hell. The writer asks to see...
  In Heaven Jokes | 22 May, 07
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• What Does It Take To Get Into Heaven...
  - Faith in God,- Community service,- Math 610/ Verbal 550 (SAT or TOEFL equivalent)- It...
  In Heaven Jokes | 22 May, 07
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• Why don't liberals like heaven...
  -It's a gated community, it's exclusionary. Fourteenth amendment issues.-The white, fleece...
  In Heaven Jokes | 22 May, 07
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• Complaints…
  St. Peter - even after all these years - still works the front gate at heaven, even...
  In Heaven Jokes | 22 May, 07
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• Two elderly women
  Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning.Ethel noticed something...
  In Heaven Jokes | 21 May, 07
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• Need proof
  A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food.She picked up three cans and took...
  In Heaven Jokes | 21 May, 07
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• Clocks for every one
  A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance...
  In Heaven Jokes | 21 May, 07
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• Smarter then the other
  There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven, he gave them...
  In Heaven Jokes | 21 May, 07
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• Be very quite
  Three men arrive at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks the first man,"Religion?"The first man,...
  In Heaven Jokes | 21 May, 07
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• Tough question
  A teacher, a petty thief and a lawyer all died and went to the Pearly Gates.Because of...
  In Heaven Jokes | 21 May, 07
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