Heaven Jokes
- Choose Between Three Hells
A bad person dies and is greeted by Saint Peter. Peter tells the man he must choose between three hells.
- Near-Death Experience
Forest Gump had a near-death experience that changed him forever. He went horseback riding one day and every
- Taken By God To Cliff
Three men died and were taken by God to the top of a cliff. God said to them that since they had been such g
- Three Pence
A WEALTHY man, noted during his lifetime for his selfishness and meanness, died and arrived outside the Heav
- Chosen People
THE Archangel Gabriel went to God, 'There's a man to see you.''Who is he?''He says his name's Ep
- Seeking admission to the celestial abode
When seeking admission to the celestial abode, the care taker angel gave me a piece of chalk directing me to mark a
- Way to the heaven
In his autobiography, Treasure in Clay, Bishop Fulton Sheen tells of getting lost in Philadelphia on his way to a l
- God help India
Gorbachev, Reagan and Rajiv Gandhi appeared before God to find out what was in store for their countries. Gorbachev
- Deep freeze
Two men met in heaven. 'What did you die of?', asked one of the other.
- The Priest
After a long life, dutifully serving his parishioners, the elderly priest died. He found himself in Heaven, where h
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