Heaven Jokes
- The Spelling Test
Three people arrive at the gates of heaven and St. Peter greeted them. "Welcome to Heaven. We have simplified the p
- Methuselah
A prominent young attorney died on his way to court, and found himself before the gates of Heaven. When he arrived,
- Why God Made Lawyers
Satan was complaining bitterly to God:
- A Marriage Made In Heaven
A young couple in love were in an automobile accident the night before their wedding, and both were killed. In heav
- Heaven Jokes
Q. What's the difference between God and a lawyer?
A. God does not think he is a lawyer.
- Overcoming Your Sins
A lawyer stood at the gate to Heaven. St. Peter was patiently explaining that the man's sins were far too many and
- The bear
The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the mountains of Alaska for
- Money Coming In
An elderly man took his little grandson for a walk around the local cemetery.
- For you old-timer Mac-ophiles
Bill Gates died and, much to everyone's surprise, went to Heaven. When
- Hell under construction
There was a construction worker who was working on a building when he fell 15 stories to his bloody death.
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