Heaven Jokes

  • Pagen
    A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing
    In Heaven Jokes | 17 Oct, 07
    Viewed: 606 times this week
  • What happens?
    A teacher dies and goes to Heaven. When she gets there, she meets Peter at the pearly white gates.
    In Heaven Jokes | 17 Oct, 07
    Viewed: 565 times this week
  • Drinking and chasing wemon
    Here i lay in the hospital on my death bed. Trying to figure out if i'm going to heaven or hell.
    In Heaven Jokes | 16 Oct, 07
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  • Which Hole
    Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.
    In Heaven Jokes | 16 Oct, 07
    Viewed: 509 times this week
  • Why Worry?
    There are only two things to worry about. Either you are sick or you are well.
    In Heaven Jokes | 15 Oct, 07
    Viewed: 1155 times this week
  • Evil world
    One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.
    In Heaven Jokes | 15 Oct, 07
    Viewed: 668 times this week
  • An Atheist
    A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her mother, "Arthur proposed to me an hour ago."
    In Heaven Jokes | 14 Oct, 07
    Viewed: 605 times this week
  • Eternal Destination
    There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying.
    In Heaven Jokes | 13 Oct, 07
    Viewed: 508 times this week
  • Texans and Gabriel
    Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems...
    In Heaven Jokes | 13 Oct, 07
    Viewed: 430 times this week
  • Heaven and walmart
    I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers.
    In Heaven Jokes | 12 Oct, 07
    Viewed: 604 times this week

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