Heaven Jokes
- Pagen
A Pagan dies and, to his great surprise, he finds himself standing
- What happens?
A teacher dies and goes to Heaven. When she gets there, she meets
Peter at the pearly white gates.
- Drinking and chasing wemon
Here i lay in the hospital on my death bed. Trying to figure out if i'm going to heaven or hell.
- Which Hole
Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree.
- Why Worry?
There are only two things to worry about. Either you are sick or you are well.
- Evil world
One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on.
- An Atheist
A young lady came home from a date looking rather sad. She told her
mother, "Arthur proposed to me an hour ago."
- Eternal Destination
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying.
- Texans and Gabriel
Gabriel went to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you. We have some Texans up here who are causing problems...
- Heaven and walmart
I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers.
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