- Stairway to heaven
A blonde, brunette, and a red head all die at the same time! After their death the go to the skies where they meet
- Karl Marx in heaven
At the Doomsday, Karl Marx, the founder of Marxism, was taken directly to hell! After a week or so, God heard lou
- A Grip, a Producer and a Director
A Grip, a Producer and a Director were riding to the location in the grip truck and were in a horrible accident.
- The Bible
There was this Christian lady that had to do a lot of traveling for her business, so she did a lot of flying.
- A Producer and the Pope
A Producer and the Pope die at the same time and show up at the pearly gates together.
- Heaven or Hell
A pastor at a frontier church ended a stirring sermon with, "All those who want to go to heaven, put up your hands!
- A Catholic Goes to Confession
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister.
- How To Get To Heave
If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into h
- What do you call
What do you call the queue of Software
Engineers standing outside Heaven ?
The Y2K deadline !
- Three college football
Three college football coaches were
flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three
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