- A doctor, an engineer, and
A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how he'd
- Two Irish friends
Two Irish friends
other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This
reminds me of
- Church for this drunk
A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.
An attorney was sitting in his office late one night, when Satan appeared before him.
- Mischievious Son In Heaven
An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get int
- Fires Of Hell
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment.
- Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends.
- A pedophile dies
A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven.
He's stopped at the pearly gates by St.
- A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven
A lawyer passed on and found himself in Heaven,but not at all happy with his accommodations.He complained to St.
- Fidel dies
Fidel dies and goes to heaven.When he gets there, St.
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