Heaven Jokes
- Heaven And Hell
A man spoke with the Lord about heaven and hell. The Lord said to the man, "Come, I will show you hell." They enter
- Strike Up Conversation
Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.
- Last Words
Lying in the hospital bed, a dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The prie
- Tell The Truth
Three men died in a car accident and met God in heaven.
- Cloud Burst
A preacher was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden there was a cloud burst. After about one full hour of c
- Died Several Years Before
As soon as Mrs. Jones arrived at the gates of heaven she sought her husband, who had died several years before.
- What An Elephant "Looked" Like ?
One day five blind men decided to find out what an elephant "looked" like. Led to one, each man grabbed hold of wha
- Two Newcomers To Heaven
God greeted two newcomers to heaven. One was a preacher, the other was a lawyer. He ushered the preacher to a small
- Reception Committee
A priest dies and goes to heaven. There, he is met by a reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told tha
- Which Art In Heaven
The day finally arrived: Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He is met at the gates of heaven by the gatekeeper.
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