Heaven Jokes
- Kitna Paisa Lagega
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun, Kitna Paisa Lagega? Banta : Kuch B Nahi Santa : Kaise?
- Heaven And Hell
A man spoke with the Lord about heaven and hell. The Lord said to the man, "Come, I will show you hell." They enter
- The Pope arrives in heaven
The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks who he is.
The Pope: "I am the pope."
- Reception Committee
A priest dies and goes to heaven. There, he is met by a reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told tha
- Cloud Burst
A preacher was having his usual sermon when all of a sudden there was a cloud burst. After about one full hour of c
- Strike Up Conversation
Two men are waiting at the gates of heaven and strike up a conversation.
- Let Them Into Heaven
There were three men who died and before God would let them into heaven, God gave them a chance to come back as any
- New York Cab Driver
After a preacher died and went to heaven, he noticed that a New York cab driver had been awarded a higher place tha
- Choose Between Three Hells
A bad person dies and is greeted by Saint Peter. Peter tells the man he must choose between three hells.
- What Would Jesus Do?
I recently bought one of those bracelets that has the words "What would Jesus do?" engraved on it. So now, any time
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