Boy: tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee. Mother: usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
- Ladke Nahin Badaltey
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi.
- Kabhi Ullu Dekha Hai?
Angry boss: tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): nahin sir. Boss: niche kya
- Sali Ji
Jija: sali ji, aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai? Sali: jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, use
- Faltoo Kaam
Log kehte hain ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaaya hai... Theek hi kehte hain, faltoo kaam fu
- Log Puchte Hai
Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye? Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: jaako
- Ek Ladke Ki Jaan
Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: kya karun, marc
- Dilruba
Ladka bola : dilruba Ladki boli : pizza khila Ladka bola : paise nahi Ladki boli : kais
- Achhe Kapde Pehente Ho
Achhe kapde pehente ho.. Aur pure style rakhte ho.. Dil me gussa aur face pe Smil rakht