Horse Jokes
- Horse And Chicken
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chic
- With Southern Hospitality
Q) When do vampires like horse racing?A) When it's neck and neck.Q) Where do horses stay in a hotel?
- A Horse, Of Course
Q) What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?A) Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
- Thank Goodness For Heroes
I had a near death experience that has changed me forever. The other day I went horseback riding. Everything was g
- Famous Jockey
There was a famous jockey that never lost a race. When asked how he achieved this, he replied, I whisper in the hor
- I Had To Bloody Walk Home
A cowboy goes into a bar, has a beer, walks outside and finds his horse has been stolen. He walks back into the bar
- Old Horse Benny
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckily a farmer happ
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