Husband & Wife Jokes
- Begum wife
Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman, Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?
- Excellent Eyesight
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a romantic
- You’re not going to make it
Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physician motioned for the wife to m
- Missing Wife
A man calls into the police station and says, "My wife is missing."
- Recently Won A Divorce
The sexy wife of a busy husband recently won a divorce, charging her hubby with lack of attentiveness. "If anything
- You Almost Hit My Wife
During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone w
- An Innocent Man
John Harrison was despondent. He'd been married for ten years and had nothing to show for it but twelve children; h
- Eminent Marriage Counselor
The weeping bride poured out her heart to the eminent marriage counselor. "Isn't there some way—without turning int
- The World's Greatest Lover
Many a wife thinks her husband is the world's greatest lover. But she can never manage to catch him at it.
- A Surprised Wife
Behind every successful man stands a surprised wife.
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