Husband & Wife Jokes
- Payment Each Month
Martin was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month.
- Suburban Couples
A pair of suburban couples who had known each other for quite some time talked it over and decided to do a little c
- Friend's Hollow-Eyed Appearance
When Tom, the rising young insurance executive, appeared at his friend Ed's home in the early-morning hours, asking
- A Stranglehold
The tensions of life were threatening to get a stranglehold on Bill, and after he'd finished a good dinner it was h
- Never Really Loved Me
I have seven children and I've just found out my husband has never really loved me," said the distraught woman to h
- The Widower Was Disconsolate
Returning from the funeral of his beautiful wife, the widower was disconsolate.
Adam and Eve were walking in the Garden. "Do you love me?" asked Eve.
Replied Adam, nonchalantly, "Who else?"
- A Green Pair
It's been said that the trouble in the Garden of Eden wasn't caused by an apple—but by a green pair.
- Secondhand Merchandise
The rising exec married a co-worker's ex-wife, and his spiteful predecessor persisted in reminding him that he had
- Only Three Times
News item: Mrs. Bradley Fowler was granted a divorce after she told the judge her husband had spoken to her only th
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