Husband & Wife Jokes
- Payment Each Month
Martin was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month.
- Suburban Couples
A pair of suburban couples who had known each other for quite some time talked it over and decided to do a little c
- Friend's Hollow-Eyed Appearance
When Tom, the rising young insurance executive, appeared at his friend Ed's home in the early-morning hours, asking
- A Stranglehold
The tensions of life were threatening to get a stranglehold on Bill, and after he'd finished a good dinner it was h
- Never Really Loved Me
I have seven children and I've just found out my husband has never really loved me," said the distraught woman to h
- The Widower Was Disconsolate
Returning from the funeral of his beautiful wife, the widower was disconsolate.
- Nonchalantly
Adam and Eve were walking in the Garden. "Do you love me?" asked Eve.
Replied Adam, nonchalantly, "Who else?"
- A Green Pair
It's been said that the trouble in the Garden of Eden wasn't caused by an apple—but by a green pair.
- Secondhand Merchandise
The rising exec married a co-worker's ex-wife, and his spiteful predecessor persisted in reminding him that he had
- Only Three Times
News item: Mrs. Bradley Fowler was granted a divorce after she told the judge her husband had spoken to her only th
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