Husband & Wife Jokes
- I'm Going To Australia
The matronly woman was alone in the house watching her favorite television program when her husband burst through t
- Eating Poison Mushrooms
I was married twice," explained the man to a newly discovered drinking companion, "and I'll never marry again. My f
- Eighteen Holes Of Golf
Harry, a golf enthusiast if ever there was one, arrived home from the club to an irate, ranting wife.
- 10,000 From Your Safe
Joe sat at his dying wife's bedside. Her voice was little more than a whisper.
- An Expensive Item
Jealously eying her next-door neighbor's new mink stole, the young wife asked how she had been able to afford such
- A County Fair
While visiting the livestock exhibit at a county fair with her husband, the overbearing wife asked one of the bull
- Married Three Times
We know a young thing who had been married three times and was still a virgin: Her first husband, a psychiatrist, o
- A Cynical Husband
We know a cynical husband who says it's better to have loved and lost than to have loved and won.
- Rid Of The Old Battle-Ax
An undertaker called the next of kin to confirm the funeral arrangements desired for the dear departed and, as luck
- Saturday-Afternoon Game
When a funeral procession passed a golf course where four men were preparing to tee off for their regular Saturday-
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