Husband & Wife Jokes
- I'm Glad!"
During a chance meeting of two old friends who had not seen each other in years, one of the men inquired about the
- A Recent Visitor
The talkative lady was telling her husband about the bad manners of a recent visitor. "If that woman yawned once wh
- Drinking Companion
Your wife will probably hit the ceiling when you get home tonight," said the bar fly to his drinking companion. "Ye
- Glad To Do It
A friend of ours sat down next to another passenger on a train recently and couldn't help overhearing his conversat
- A Millionaire Textile Manufacturer
It was the social event of the season: the identical twin sons of a wealthy oil tycoon married the twin daughters o
- How's Mine?
Morning, Howard," said the commuter, getting on the train. "How's the wife?"
- His Voluptuous Wife
The jaded husband called his voluptuous wife to tell her he'd discovered a new position for making love; his wife w
- Invented A Cotton Gin
I've just invented a cotton gin," Eli Whitney declared proudly as he emerged from his workshop.
- A Happily Married Philanderer
We know a happily married philanderer who justifies his amours with the comment, "My wife doesn't care where I get
- "Stand Up," "Sit Down,"
The nonchurchgoer's wife persuaded him to attend a service on a hot summer Sunday. He was ignorant of the various r
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