Husband & Wife Jokes
- Learned Her Husband
When the shrew learned her husband had taken a mistress, she demanded, "Does this mean that you've had enough of me
- His Shrewish Wife
We know a fellow who, upon being told by his shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave, promptly provided for
- Attractive Housewife
The young, attractive housewife was a bit surprised when her husband's best friend dropped by one afternoon and off
- Most Suspicious Woman
My wife is the most suspicious woman in the world," complained the harried husband to a sympathetic friend. "If I c
- DelightFully Passionate
Sitting in the doctor's office, the frustrated fellow unburdened himself of a tale of woe. His beautiful young wife
- Lovely Young Wife
I always worry when you leave on a business trip," sobbed the salesman's lovely young wife.
- Fumbling Downstairs
I think I've finally cured my husband of coming home in the wee hours of the morning," the wife proudly announced o
- A Couple Of Bucks Myself
Your Honor," said the distraught woman, pointing to her husband, "he won't give me enough money to feed and clothe
- A Marriage Counselor
During a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband: "That's not true—I do enjoy sex!" Then
- Surprise Her Husband
Wishing to surprise her husband with a new wig she had just bought, the wife put it on and strolled unannounced int
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