Husband & Wife Jokes
- Sign Me, Worn-Out
At her wit's end, the young wife finally took pen in hand and wrote to a lovelorn columnist:
- Attractive Wife To Her Husband
I've got an idea," said the attractive wife to her husband. "Let's go out tonight and have some real fun."
- Business Executive
"My sex life has improved immeasurably since my wife and I got twin beds," the business executive confided to an as
- Occasionally Dash Out
Worried about their lackluster sex life, the young wife finally persuaded her husband to undergo hypnotic treatment
- The Astonished Physician
A beautiful but obviously overwrought young woman tearfully admitted to her doctor that after almost a year of marr
- During Our Talk
A young wife whose husband had grown neglectful decided that the best way to arouse his dormant interest would be t
- Very Absent-Minded
And my husband is very absent-minded," wailed the embarrassed bride to the marriage counselor. "Last night, while w
- Wish The Hell
A not-so-young housewife was bragging to her husband about her slim figure. "I can still get into the same skirts t
- A Suburban Dinner Party
At a suburban dinner party, a curvaceous blonde was the center of attraction. She stood in the middle of the room s
- She's A Ruler
A henpecked husband was heard to remark after his third Martini, "Give my wife an inch and she thinks she's a ruler
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