Husband & Wife Jokes
- Start The Bidding
Then there was the man who wanted to get something for his wife, but no one would start the bidding.
- A Man Enough Rope
Some wives claim that if you give a man enough rope, he'll claim he's tied up at the office.
- A Cocktail Party
Two men met at a cocktail party, and as they stood talking, one glanced across the room and remarked, "Get a load o
- Continued Happiness
Some men are so interested in their wives' continued happiness that they hire detectives to find out the reason for
- Bachelor's Hours
Although he kept bachelor's hours, Harry quite piously demanded absolute fidelity from his wife. Almost every night
- A Young Politician
A young politician, eager to gather votes, accepted the invitation of a local woman's club to speak on the subject
- Madison Avenue
The two Madison Avenue types met on the suburban train platform.
- Bushes And Flowers
The suburban couple, middle-aged and married for very nearly twenty-two years, were out for the Saturday-afternoon
- Curvesome Client A Report
Sam, the private eye, was giving his curvesome client a report.
- Fly A Kite In The Back Yard
Henry was helping his son fly a kite in the back yard, but was having trouble getting it to stay up. His wife stood
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