Husband & Wife Jokes
- You Nagging Me
What are you nagging me about?" complained the husband. "I was in last night by a quarter of twelve."
- At His Favorite Bar
Arthur sat brooding at his favorite bar. "Charley," he said to the bartender, "I'm a rat. I've a lovely wife at hom
- Greeted With Giggles
Walter arrived at his office late one morning and was greeted with giggles from the pretty receptionist.
- Two Animated Gentlemen
Over Gibsons, two animated gentlemen were having a rousing battle about the charms of Kim Novak.
- Few Hours On This Earth
She knew that these were to be her last few hours on this earth, so she called her husband to her side and in a hal
- Gentleman At The Bar
For twenty long and wonderful years," mused the gentleman at the bar, "my wife and I were deliriously happy." "Then
- If Henpecked
We know an honest, if henpecked, husband who tells us that he really doesn't mind being in the doghouse as long as
- Life Of The Party
You used to be the life of the party in the old days," reminisced one buddy to the other. "Does your wife still fin
- Come Home At Once
Demonstrating once again the importance of the lowly comma, this telegram was sent from a wife to her husband: "NOT
- Half Loaded
You want to know why I've come home half loaded?" said the soused spouse. "Because I ran out of money, that's why."
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