Idiot Jokes

• Fly Safely
  "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight XXX, to YYY. To operate your seatbelt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and p
  In Idiot Jokes | 19 Dec, 08
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• Idiot And His Chicken Farm
  An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up and running.
  In Idiot Jokes | 18 Dec, 08
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• Unsigned Credit Card
  I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the
  In Idiot Jokes | 18 Dec, 08
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• Dumb Daddy
  A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"
  In Idiot Jokes | 18 Dec, 08
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• Air Condition
  A customer was continually bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turne
  In Idiot Jokes | 08 Dec, 08
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• The Inventor
  This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs. He says to the clerk, "I'd like to register
  In Idiot Jokes | 05 Dec, 08
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• The Trainee
  A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee.
  In Idiot Jokes | 05 Dec, 08
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• Two Bums
  A lady is throwing a party for her granddaughter, and had gone all out... a caterer, band, and a hired clown. Just
  In Idiot Jokes | 05 Dec, 08
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• Rookie Cop
  The Rookie Cop...
  In Idiot Jokes | 05 Dec, 08
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• Dumb Questions For Rangers
  Below are questions that people "actually asked" of Park Rangers around the country, proving once again that there
  In Idiot Jokes | 05 Dec, 08
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