India Marriage Jokes
- WHO ELSE?
Banta, returning home unusually late, was tiptoeing into his bedroom when his wife woke up, 'Is that you Banta?' sh
The Ram Lals were having a lot of tension in their marriage. Ram Lal's wife went to consult a holy man and sought h
- BETTER OFF
After a bitter fight, Santa Kaur went to her mother's place and was uncontrollably tearful.
A Marwari from Jaipur went on honeymoon to Kashmir alone. His wife had been there earlier.
- WHO WEARS THE PANTS?
On our first wedding anniversary my aunt gave us a colour TV as a present. She said, 'Beti, the colour TV is for yo
- POCKET PICKED
My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,' said Ram Lal.
- COOKING INSURANCE
'If I dismiss the cook and -make the food foryou myself for a month, what will you pay me?'
- NO HOWLING
Banta and his wife had a bitter quarrel and were yelling at each other.
- SEVEN WONDERS
My husband told me I was the eighth wonder of the world!' said Shalini.'What did you say?' asked Mohini.
- BRIGHT IDEA
Just married! Sukhwant had bad news for her husband when he returned home from his day's work. 'I feel so sorry,' S
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