This happened during the British Raj.
The then sub-collector of Penugonda (now in Andhra Pradesh) and his Memsahib were always quarrelling. One night, the 'Buna sahib' became very angry with his wife and shouted, 'You bloody bitch! I will slice you into two.'
At that precise moment a drunken gentleman who was passing by the bungalow shouted, 'Please let me have the bottom half.'
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