How does a Gulti commute office 40 miles away?
He walks all the way because he wants to get a good resale value for his car.
Why does a Gulti wish for rain?
Because he gets a free car wash.
How does a Gulti wash clean his cloth and carpet?
He stuffs both together into washing machine to save few pennies.
Why does computer books in book stores get a Gulti smell?
Because those books were returned by a gulti after 30 days free trial.
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