Strange bedfellows

28 May, 08 12:00 AM | In Indian Jokes | By
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Indian VIPs on the hit list have been sent an elaborate set of don'ts to elude terrorists on their trail. Of these the most important are not to follow a regular routine but to vary their timings and change their habitats as often as possible. Example: don't go for your morning or evening walk at the same time to the same park; don't go to the same hotel or restaurant every day, etc.
To these precautions, a wit, who knows the habits of Indian politicians, added: 'Don't sleep in the same bed with the same person every night.'

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