Indian Politics Jokes
- Parliamentary wit
Sir John Foster was making a speech in the House of Commons when he noticed that Churchill had closed his eyes. Fos
- Politicians
A criminal-politician's talestarts with glory and ends in jail; But the lawyers and the court
- Money or life
A gangster held a pistol to Banta's forehead and asked, 'Will you give me Rs one lakh or would you prefer to die?'
- Lakhnavi andaaz
Two old timers of Lucknow were discussing the achievements of the coalition government led by Mayawati during her s
- Prayer for a politician
While delivering the speech, a politician said: 'Bhaiyo I was born for you and I will die for you.'
- Sign's
Sign on a laboratory door:Trespassers will be dissolved. Notice in the toilet of a Mumbai skyscraper:
- .. and in lok sabha
A speech during a confidence motion on the Bharatiya Janata Party by Mr Surjit Singh Barnala of the Akali Dal, who
- Politician's patriotism
He: 'What is the slogan on that minister Satyawadi's imported car?'
Next person: 'Be Indian, Buy Indian.'
- Filmy politics
Atal Bihari Vajpayee: Hero No. 1Jayalalitha: Abhi to Main Jawan HoonBal Thackrey: Sher-e-Hindustan
- New definition
Question: What do the letters CBI stand for?Answer: They used to stand for Central Bureau of Investigation:
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