A collection of insults 21

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All booster, no payload.

All crown, no filling.

All foam, no beer.

All hammer, no nail.

All hat and no cattle.

All he remembers about his middle name is the first letter.

All his eggs in the same basket.

All his learning curves look like Mount Everest.

All icing, no cake.

All lime and salt, no tequila.

All missile, no warhead.

All of his bytes are odd.

All shot, no powder.

All the lights don’t shine in her marquee.

All the personality of linoleum flooring / plasticene / putty / caulking / saran wrap / a bowl of oatmeal / a plastic spoon.

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