Insult Jokes
- A collection of insults 68
Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.Traveling without a passport/towel.
- A collection of insults 69
Ugly as a warthog and half as smart.Unclear which of Newton’s three laws of motion keeps his ears apart.
- A collection of insults 70
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator.Uses two hands to eat with chopsticks.
- A collection of insults 71
Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation.Still boots to DOS.
- A collection of insults 72
Solid concrete from the eyebrows backwards.Some Assembly Required.Some bugs in his software.
- Insulting Women
Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
I thought of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
- Insulting Men
If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
There is no vaccine against stupidity.
- Your family is so poor
Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, “Hey, who turned
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