Insult Jokes
- You’re So Stupid
You’re so stupid, your mother told you to go buy a color television and you asked, “What color?”
- Annoying Boy on Bus
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ‘’If my dad was a bull and
- A man walks out of a bar totally hammered
A man walks out of a bar totally hammered, only to be greeted by a snobby woman. She takes one look at him.
- New York State of Mind
Do you know why New Yorkers are always so depressed?
Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
- Policeman
I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer.
- Flying A-holes
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
- Poopy Insult
If I needed any shit from you I’d squeeze your head.
- Red Sox Humor
Three fans are walking to Fenway Park for the Red Sox-Yankees playoff series, when they see a foot sticking out of
- Perspective Insult
I’d like to see things from your perspective, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.
- Body Talk
This lady goes to the doctor for a check up.
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