Insult Jokes
- Your teeth are…
Your teeth are so yellow that when you close your mouth, your stomach lights up.
- You are so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you tried to commit suicide by jumping out of the basement window.
- You are so fat…
You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo, sat in the back and squished the poor driver.
- That’s you…
You’re so stupid, you put a quarter in a parking meter and started shouting, “Hey! Where’s my gumball!?”
- You are so poor…
You’re so poor that when I went to your house and used the bathroom, a rat tripped me and a cockroach took my walle
- You are so stupid…
You’re so stupid that when police tell you you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.
- Horoscopes
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb 18) - You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal.
- You were warned
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms.
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