- So mean
A lady came onto the subway, and tried to find a seat. Unfortunately, there were none.
- At a bar
At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.”
- A fat lady and pig
A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm.
- How do you know
Q. How do you know when you're REALLY ugly?
A. Your dog humps your leg with it's eyes closed!
- An Idiot?
How to be sure if someone is an Idiot?
You can be sure someone is an idiot when he/she:
- A collection of insults 1
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.
- A collection of insults 2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the best friend you can get.
- A collection of insults 3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange it with the undertaker.
- A collection of insults 4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
- A collection of insults 5
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being.
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