Insult Jokes

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  Calls people to ask them their phone number.Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff.
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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  Charming as a carbuncle.Cheats when filling out opinion polls.Cheezwiz for brains.Chimney’s clogged.
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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  Couldn’t find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him.Couldn’t hit sand if he fell off a camel.
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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  Defective hard drive / boot sector.Dense as a London fog.Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas.
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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  Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops.Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the rupee.
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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  Driving with two wheels in the sand.Dropped his second stage too soon.
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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  Even a two button mouse gives him too many options.Evidence for the theory of a missing link.
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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  Fog rolled in the day he was born, and a bit of it never rolled out.
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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  Gets his orders from another planet.Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section.Gets parity errors under load.
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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  Had a head crash.Half a bubble off plumb. — attributed to Mark Twain
  In Insult Jokes | 07 Dec, 07
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