Short insult jokes

You are so fat, your mother has to iron your

clothes on the driveway.

You’re so stupid you saw a sign that said, ‘wet

floor’ so you did.

You’re so poor you had to join the army to get a

haircut.

You’re so ugly, I took you to the zoo

and the zookeeper said, “thanks for bringing her back.”

You’re so fat, that when you go to the zoo, the

elephants throw you peanuts

Your so ugly, that your mama had to feed you

with a sling-shot

Your family has been on welfare so long, your

grandpa’s face is on food stamps.