You are so fat, your mother has to iron your
clothes on the driveway.
You’re so stupid you saw a sign that said, ‘wet
floor’ so you did.
You’re so poor you had to join the army to get a
You’re so ugly, I took you to the zoo
and the zookeeper said, “thanks for bringing her back.”
You’re so fat, that when you go to the zoo, the
elephants throw you peanuts
Your so ugly, that your mama had to feed you
with a sling-shot
Your family has been on welfare so long, your
grandpa’s face is on food stamps.
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