You are so fat…

You are so fat, you rented a 250-foot long limo, sat in the back and squished the poor driver.

You’re so fat, Goodyear wanted to fly you over the Superbowl.

you’re so fat, when you walked in front of the tv I missed three of my favorite tv shows…

You’re so fat, you have more chins than a Chinese phone book.

You’re so fat that when you went to the zoo, the hippos got jealous.

You’re so fat, you take up three pages of your family tree.

You’re so fat, you need permit to roll over in bed!

You’re so fat, you could sell shade.

You’re so fat that when you step on the scales it says, “One person at a time please.”